Haggard and none too pleased woman (played by sharkskin) stands by computer store with massive box. Cute young thing in summery green dress and a BINDER is panhandling massages and whatnot. Approaches haggard woman. (Apparently they don't teach 'how to read people' in the seminar.)
"Ma'am," young thing says.
Haggard woman who's just been called MA'AM bristles. "No," she says before young thing can go any further.
"But," oh so chirpy, "aren't you interested in massages and facials?" Young thing smiles winningly.
Haggard woman waits a beat, replies, "No, I hate massages and facials."
Young thing, hardly taken aback--in fact, taking a step forward, says, "You know, I didn't mean to be rude."
"Of course not," haggard woman says.
"You need to relax," says young thing and leaves.
Have I mentioned it's my birthday tomorrow?